Yes, I've worn short shorts.
Bright bright green against white legs,
I did not get tan.

Lacking proper inspiration and in a tired state I made something up that I think is kind of silly and it is a true story. You know those booty shorts bands sometimes sell at concerts? I bought some for myself as a joke and wore them at Hume Lake for the super spirit day with some old man sunglasses. I'll post a pic of those later if anyone cares, to appease the eager minds of my reading audience which is probably a million strong and growing every single day. The words "jealous torture" have been stuck in my head for awhile now and I recognize it as a snippet from one of the newer Panic at the Disco songs but I don't know any other lyrics or the song name and its driving me a wee bit crazy but I'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out but just kidding I found the cd and now will quell my thoughts so I bid you goodnight!